Monday, March 02, 2009

Saut ngagai uchak Wilson Phua

Aku selalu ka nemu ni penatai bala orang ka bisi ngetu ba blog aku tu. Enti sekeda bisi sangkai ditu ari search engine aku ka nemu nama leka jako ka digiga bala ba search engine nya ti mai sida sangkai ba blog aku tu. Click meh aku ba link nya ka meda search results bukai, alu tepeda ka post uchak siko tu benama Wilson Phua.

Ko iya, he's "not being racist to rural people" but from the way he wrote his entry, he is most definitely being racist! Enda pia, pelaba kita leboh kita ka macha post iya nya? His assumption is, rural Sarawak=Iban people. Kampung ucak, eh, bala kitai ka diau di menoa petisir tang nemu pasal internet alu enggau orang betulis ka blog.

Hey, Wilson, if you happen to drop by this blog especially after I'd left my link along with my comment on your blog .... remember, the internet is useful not only for you town folks but also for those living in the rural areas as well. So what if the rural Iban folks want to join Facebook, or Friendster or upload videos to YouTube? The more the merrier, right? That's what the government wants, what. rolleyes



After reading the Borneo Post, only the front page, I found out an interesting topic to deliberate. Its not supposed to be funny, and I hope you won't read it. I'm not being a racist towards the rural people, I am telling the true facts of everything regarding this post, which is, SARAWAK RURAL STUDENTS TO SURF INTERNET WITHIN NEXT TWO YEARS. And the mission starts next week, RM 2 billion sponsored by the Ministry of Communication.

Wow! Everything gonna change. Mark my words. Try you imagine. If the org2 Iban have Streamyx in their rural areas, and wireless LAN gaming in the rumah panjang, so, its like one whole Gunz clan room consists of 500 players. Walao.

Then, they will ofcourse sign up for a Friendster account, since that is the only website they know. Or maybe Facebook. Mati lo. Those websites will be crowded again. Thirdly, Youtube. I refer them as Kampung ucak. They surely use the opportunity to learn shuffle, cause this is what they call as cool. And you can see them doing running man in the middle of the jungle. Futuristic.

Lastly, they start blogging. Apparently, you know I'll die in blogging, even you can see it now. So, don't be surprised if they defeat me in blogging one day later.


Nadai meh aku ka macha utai ka tulis Ucak Pasar tu alu enda ninggal ka komen aku! Endang sengaja meh aku nulis komen ngena jako Manglish!



Aram meh kitai "defeat" uchak Wilson Phua tu "in blogging one day later"! Kapa ngelak orang baka iya aja bekena ka internet?! twisted

13 comments:

  1. Oh yeah.. amat nya Dor. :D:D pelik amat... meri malu bah kumbai sida aja nemu ngena internet.

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  2. hot... hot... angat mat tu... berasap asai. sekius mi, (t la ia org semenanjung) without us they won't develop. sarawak r funding all crap they do at pen. malaysia. i learn surfing e net since b4 kindergarten ok. my ninek long house got strymx long time ago. we got phone to sambung the jaring what. ingat ia siko ka nemu bertenet. eeerrrhhh...

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  3. ukai enda berasap agi, ingin ka ngetil pending, nempik burit uchak tu !! bejaku enda ngena untak, tak baru ada kemari...ihhh paiii

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  4. Anonymous3:21 AM

    Ngumba kediri..kumbai sida aja maju

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  5. telanjai ke sekali tau meh!!..sigi bejako nadai pikir mensia siko tu!!

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  6. apuuuu berasap ngah leka jaku bala indu iban ... nya yah!!! tudah uchak tu urang sempit penemu sigi bakanya meh iya. munyi ko bala geng ... 'awak diri iya'

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  7. Hehe, kasih diasoh telenjaint udah nya ditempik burit.

    Siko tu ukai mina sempit runding, ignorant ka bendar. Stereotyping kitai bansa Iban ka diau dimenoa petisir. Mayoh kitai ka asal ari menoa petisir udah belajar datai ka university level, belajar ba menoa tasik, bulih kerja enggau penemu baka bansa sida mega. Enda iboh beinternet datai meh keda.

    Nembiak Sarawak siko tu, ukai nya nembiak ari semenanjung.

    Sigi nembiak ka beli!

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  8. Anonymous9:45 PM

    Haha! lawak amat, mit amat gak ucak cepet mata tuk, tang untak nadai kini. Aku enggai amat meda sekeda tuk ngumba kediri nya ku tebelaya enggau indu gila siko Angelie Wee, berani ia ngacau aku enda ngetu aku sampai sida alah. Taja ukai semua bakanya, tang ke biak enda matang sigi sut kediri. Student aku empu nemu racist bakanya, pam ku ninga jako lain lain lalu kena embal ke sida ba kelas.

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  9. ngena ga nuan nimbal ya ga puteri..sangka sida enda maju kitai..

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  10. iban ulu6:50 AM

    I wrote directly on this jinjang blog; that stupid idiot is also on fb, I am tracking him!!!!

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  11. eh, udah di delete ia post ia nya. nemu ga takut! but no matter what, aku setuju enggau nuan wai iban ulu, don't lost track od him !! berani ka ngacau urang...

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  12. would you guys forgive me? i promise I will never do it again...please...

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  13. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Dear uchak Wilson,
    This is good lesson 2 u. Luckily, you are still young and looked naive n makes others easily forgive u.Think many2x times bfr posting anything in the blog. :D. Me as Iban won't angry for u looked down on my race identity instead it makes me 2 work harder to improve myself and help my people life. To other readers, pls do not take hard feeling to my comment here.

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